Originally Posted by lixiao17 (Post 11582697)

If I could remember correctly during her first visit, she will place her garden right infront of your eyes... :D

Originally Posted by Autoroambot (Post 11582173)

Wah PM ask confirm have to tell!

Ok so when I saw the pic, I was like hmm ok la abit baba but still looks passable. I was thinking to myself how baba can 49kg be right? So I decided to make a booking. And my day just went downhill from there.

When I went there, somehow it looks like her aunty answered the door. Big t shirt, no make up, looks and sounds like she just woke up (and apparently she really just woke up), messy hair and super black face. I almost wanted to say '大婶! 你哪位啊?!?' 80% looked like the 包租婆 from Kung Fu. I shit you not.

First thing she said to me was that she very tired after drinking the previous night and actually didn't want to work. I was like OMG "ok la! Why not you rest instead. I can book another day.'

Unfortunately, she said nvm since I'm there and she already woke up, 就帮你按一按吧. Maybe she felt she doing me a favor?? I will never know and never want to find out.

So in the room, she took out off her t shirt and asked me to go to the shower so that she can wash me up. When I saw the body, only thing I can think of is 'what unit of measurement did the website use for her weight?? 49 confirm cannot be kg please. 49 stones maybe??'

This is really what the Chinese call "骑虎难下."once you get onto the tiger (or elephant) very hard to get off. So I gathered up all the determination (and imagination) that I can muster and carried on. I still remember the giant low waist black with pink polka dot panties that showed off her saggy butt crack. Stuff that nightmares are made of.

She washed me like the car wash guys at caltex, massaged my back with 1 hand while using her phone, and jerked me off very quickly. I couldn't bring myself to look at her or touch her body at all. The boobs were huge that I give it to her. But damn saggy.

Chop chop done in less than 40 minutes. Paid up and left. Sat in my car for a few minutes in utter silence. Couldn't bring myself to book any massage appointments for 3 months after that. Only thing I didn't do was to hug my knees and cry under a running tap like in the movies.

So.........I really don't know how the reviews on her page came about. If they are true reviews, it brings the meaning of the phrase 'one man's meat is another man's poison' to a entirely whole new level.

Originally Posted by ChillNRelax (Post 11582767)

Classic MR bro...rolling around laughing! Picturing you hugging your knees crying in the shower (probably a nicer sight than what you saw!). :D

Originally Posted by LeeHsienLoong (Post 11581869)

I tried to book FATE from liltiger but she said today full. :o
Tomorrow National Day, I must book early. :)

Originally Posted by Autoroambot (Post 11582173)

Wah PM ask confirm have to tell!

Ok so when I saw the pic, I was like hmm ok la abit baba but still looks passable. I was thinking to myself how baba can 49kg be right? So I decided to make a booking. And my day just went downhill from there.

When I went there, somehow it looks like her aunty answered the door. Big t shirt, no make up, looks and sounds like she just woke up (and apparently she really just woke up), messy hair and super black face. I almost wanted to say '大婶! 你哪位啊?!?' 80% looked like the 包租婆 from Kung Fu. I shit you not.

First thing she said to me was that she very tired after drinking the previous night and actually didn't want to work. I was like OMG "ok la! Why not you rest instead. I can book another day.'

Unfortunately, she said nvm since I'm there and she already woke up, 就帮你按一按吧. Maybe she felt she doing me a favor?? I will never know and never want to find out.

So in the room, she took out off her t shirt and asked me to go to the shower so that she can wash me up. When I saw the body, only thing I can think of is 'what unit of measurement did the website use for her weight?? 49 confirm cannot be kg please. 49 stones maybe??'

This is really what the Chinese call "骑虎难下."once you get onto the tiger (or elephant) very hard to get off. So I gathered up all the determination (and imagination) that I can muster and carried on. I still remember the giant low waist black with pink polka dot panties that showed off her saggy butt crack. Stuff that nightmares are made of.

She washed me like the car wash guys at caltex, massaged my back with 1 hand while using her phone, and jerked me off very quickly. I couldn't bring myself to look at her or touch her body at all. The boobs were huge that I give it to her. But damn saggy.

Chop chop done in less than 40 minutes. Paid up and left. Sat in my car for a few minutes in utter silence. Couldn't bring myself to book any massage appointments for 3 months after that. Only thing I didn't do was to hug my knees and cry under a running tap like in the movies.

So.........I really don't know how the reviews on her page came about. If they are true reviews, it brings the meaning of the phrase 'one man's meat is another man's poison' to a entirely whole new level.

Originally Posted by conquer (Post 11582592)

Oh yeah... Fully naked is good. Definitely will check her out... and also her garden. :D:D

Originally Posted by lixiao17 (Post 11582697)

If I could remember correctly during her first visit, she will place her garden right infront of your eyes... :D

Originally Posted by conquer (Post 11582741)

Holy fuck... That's what I'm talking about, Lipton tea-bagged by an SYT! Just hear about it, I can already feel the tightness in my pants. Damn! :cool:

Originally Posted by Autoroambot (Post 11582173)

Wah PM ask confirm have to tell!

Ok so when I saw the pic, I was like hmm ok la abit baba but still looks passable. I was thinking to myself how baba can 49kg be right? So I decided to make a booking. And my day just went downhill from there.

When I went there, somehow it looks like her aunty answered the door. Big t shirt, no make up, looks and sounds like she just woke up (and apparently she really just woke up), messy hair and super black face. I almost wanted to say '大婶! 你哪位啊?!?' 80% looked like the 包租婆 from Kung Fu. I shit you not.

First thing she said to me was that she very tired after drinking the previous night and actually didn't want to work. I was like OMG "ok la! Why not you rest instead. I can book another day.'

Unfortunately, she said nvm since I'm there and she already woke up, 就帮你按一按吧. Maybe she felt she doing me a favor?? I will never know and never want to find out.

So in the room, she took out off her t shirt and asked me to go to the shower so that she can wash me up. When I saw the body, only thing I can think of is 'what unit of measurement did the website use for her weight?? 49 confirm cannot be kg please. 49 stones maybe??'

This is really what the Chinese call "骑虎难下."once you get onto the tiger (or elephant) very hard to get off. So I gathered up all the determination (and imagination) that I can muster and carried on. I still remember the giant low waist black with pink polka dot panties that showed off her saggy butt crack. Stuff that nightmares are made of.

She washed me like the car wash guys at caltex, massaged my back with 1 hand while using her phone, and jerked me off very quickly. I couldn't bring myself to look at her or touch her body at all. The boobs were huge that I give it to her. But damn saggy.

Chop chop done in less than 40 minutes. Paid up and left. Sat in my car for a few minutes in utter silence. Couldn't bring myself to book any massage appointments for 3 months after that. Only thing I didn't do was to hug my knees and cry under a running tap like in the movies.

So.........I really don't know how the reviews on her page came about. If they are true reviews, it brings the meaning of the phrase 'one man's meat is another man's poison' to a entirely whole new level.

Originally Posted by maestrokey (Post 11582853)

LOL funniest MR I've read so far :D Sorry to laugh at your misery, but the way you put it is really hilarious.

Originally Posted by HornyGDragon (Post 11582922)

Haha funniest MR I've read so far in sbf. :D

Originally Posted by Autoroambot (Post 11582173)

She washed me like the car wash guys at caltex, massaged my back with 1 hand while using her phone, and jerked me off

Originally Posted by conquer (Post 11582741)

Holy fuck... That's what I'm talking about, Lipton tea-bagged by an SYT! Just hear about it, I can already feel the tightness in my pants. Damn! :cool:

Originally Posted by jessieisabitch (Post 11583280)

Quite disappointed with recent experience.

Location : a BIG minus. quite a hassle to get in and out. Have to wait for people to get in and to get out. else wait and suck thumb

Looks : 5/10 - so so only leh

Boobs : 6/10 - limited

HJ : 7/10 - nothing to shout abt

GFE: 5/10 - where got?

Attitude : 6/10 - always on phone and complaining that this bro ask so many questions...basically always on phone.

RTM: NOPE

Originally Posted by iamnoob1980 (Post 11580825)

Tried Bai He yesterday.

Location decent, secured with parking nearby.
Looks: 7, looks skinner thab picture. According to her, this is a result of torture by Singaporeans. Haha.

Summary of MR: OMG, What a pair of hands she has...

According to her She is leaving soon and not coming back.

Originally Posted by dude head (Post 11583833)

Hi bro, can provide link? There are many ml with bai he as a name