And so we went to the lab. Basement 3, near an open space car park.
After the experiment, we were supposed to plot 2 graphs. We do not have any graph papers nor does any one of us brought laptop. Judy went over to Sofian’s group and asked for graph papers, but they do not have it too. What they had was a laptop. Which means they can plot it on the spot and send it to the AP.
So our pathetic group came to a compromise.
Me: “Judy and I will go library and plot the graph, then the three of you do up the report?”
CAT 1: “Ok.”
CAT 2: “Give us your names and student ID.”
I was like WTF, lab together for so long liao and you still don’t know my name.
So I gave and before we left, I asked:
Me: “You have our phone numbers right?”
I remember Judy gave me the look ‘if they don’t have, I am not going to give them. You will give your number!’
CAT 1: “Give us.”
I was like WTF again, because I remember us exchanging phone numbers in emails before. So I gave and went off to library with Judy.
Me: “You know how to use excel right?”
Judy: “Yes. You don’t know meh?”
Me: “No. Excel not my strength.”
Judy: “You study *** and you don’t know excel?!”
Me: “Cannot is it?! I strong in autocad ok??? You so good later you plot la!”
Judy: “包在我身上!”
And so we reached the library and searched for a long time for a PC station before finally finding an empty one. Judy sat in front of the PC since she’s good at it and I sat beside. I was at her left hand side. Later you’ll know why I remember which side I sat on.
After doing for some time, she got stuck.
Me: “I thought you very 厉害 one?”
Judy: “I remember the x-axis is this… Y-axis that one…”
Me: “Let me try.”

Without swapping seats, I stretched my right arm across the keyboard to hold the mouse. As I was figuring out, Judy saw her friend across the PC and she stood up to say hi. After finished talking, she sat back down. AND, her boobs hit my elbow. As soft as the boobs are, the impact was hard. Now you know why I remembered where I sat?
I tried to pretend I didn’t feel anything, but I couldn’t because my face was turning red.
Judy: “That was an accident ok?”
Me: “Err… Ok.”
Awkward. I just kept on trying to plot the graph. And help came. Sofian.
Judy: “You have finished yours already? Help us!”
Sofian: “Lucky I paid attention to what my lab-mate was doing.”

So I gave up my seat and she took over. I stood beside her. And I looked down. Sofian’s CLEAVAGE. Her singlet gave way when she bent forward slightly to reach for the mouse. And for the next 5 minutes or so, I just kept finding chances to look down her valley. And I compared her’s with Judy‘s, really a big difference. This made me hornier as I was already horny that day. Recall the cookie-boob talk I had with Judy earlier.