Upon entering the 7-11 that has no people, Judy and Alexis went to the counter, wanting to buy another bottle of Absolute Vodka. But this branch doesn’t sell it. I went to the fridge to get myself some drinks. They came along, then took a few Red Bulls, 7-Up and Ribena.
Judy: “Ahh shit. My wallet is in the car.”
Me: “Never mind, I will pay for it la.”
Judy: “Thanks!”
Me: “You two go back first, help me look out for car park attendant auntie.”
Alexis: “Haha! Ok, ok!”
They went off, then quickly came back.
Judy: “Car keys?”
Me: “Oh! Nah, here.”
I took the drinks, some tidbits and went to the counter. I asked for parking coupons. While the cashier was back facing me, I glanced at the condoms. This time round, I remember myself taking two 3-pack Durex Featherlite. Then the cashier turned around. A Malay. I remember him VERY well because of the following conversation.
Cashier: “No more 50 cents. Do you want 2 of the $1 one?”
Me: “It’s ok. Just one. And the overnight parking one.”
He scanned the coupon and the drinks, then finally he saw the condoms. He grinned.
Cashier: “This one yours also?”
Me: “Yes.” ~Thinking WTF. Do you see anyone around?~
He paused. Then asked.
Cashier: “For the two girls?”
I looked at him, don’t whether to cry or laugh. But I decided to keep cool, smile and say yes. After all, he wouldn’t know if I will really get lucky. And if I do, it’ll be the day of my life. And if I don’t, I will still be a hero in his eyes.
Me: “You bet.”
Cashier: “Wow… Lucky chap.”
Me: “Thanks.”
Cashier: “If I were you, two boxes tak cukup.”
Seeing him using Malay, I used my vocabulary bank of broken Malay learnt in one of the electives plus some that I learnt during my childhood, we had the following conversation.
Me: “Apa la… Cepat bang. Tak cukup time already. (What la… Faster bro. Not enough time already.)”
Cashier: “Anda tahu malay juga? (You know Malay too?)”
And at this point in time, an auntie came in. I just wanted to leave as soon as possible.
Me: “Sedikit la. Cepat bang, car park auntie sudah datang sini. (A little bit la. Faster bro, car park auntie is here already.)”
Cashier: “Haha, ok
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