Re: Exchange points in ZAP FREE zone!
Today is *Sperm Appreciation Day.*
_Today, lets have a moment of silence in honor of those children who were *not* born but were ..._
1. *Swallowed* during a _blow job,_
2. *Thrown away* in a _condom,_
3. *Wasted* in trousers during _masturbation,_
4. *Dropped* on someones _breast_ and _died_ in tissue paper,
5. *Slipped* on someones _hips_ and _lost_ with water,
6. And *many* more _untold_ incidents.
_Consider yourself very *lucky* to be alive, because you *made* it!_
You are a *sperm* that _survived,_ whilst *billions* of others _perished!_
You were the *fastest* swimmer and you _made_ it!
So, do *not* feel down. _Live life and enjoy it fully._
If you *made* it when you were a sperm ...
_You can make it in life too!_
_You *cannot* expect a better *motivational* message than this ..._
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