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Originally Posted by ZanShen
I mistook a chio lady for a real lady. Coned by her that She is not a lady boy and brought her back to my hotel room. The rest I do not want to talk about it.
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Happened to me before too. Many many MANY years ago I went to Orchard Towers with some colleagues who were here from Australia. Of course they want to go there because the Four Floors of Whores is infamous right? Anyway, had lots to drink and then slowly one by one they found their target, negotiated and then went off. So it was only me and I wasn't actually planning on doing anything that night. But fuck - when alcohol is mixed with testosterone and you're in your early 30s and fit, what the fuck is going to happen right???
So I was there by myself finishing off my beer and then this really really and I mean really chio Thai chick comes and talks to me. Drop dead gorgeous... Talk a bit then I asked her how much. Settled on a price (too long ago - don't ask me how much) and then went back to my place.
Some of the things that tipped me off the next day (after the beer had worn off) was:
1. Didn't let me lick her or even see her pussy (clean shaven and very smooth) - yes I could feel lips and what I thought was a clit
2. She insisted on doing it in the dark - and I mean pitch black
3. Her 'juice' seemed non-human (i.e. she used lube when it was dark)
4. When I fingered her, it seemed very "roomy" inside. For you experienced fuckers out there (and I'm assuming that's ALL of you buggers), when you put your finger or fingers into a real cunt, it's tight and it grips the whole length of your fingers right? Even a well-used one is not loose in the strict sense of the word. But this pussy was roomy because I could wiggle my fingertips in there and it was like a cave
5. When I inserted my cock into her, it was a funny feeling - like the only grip was right at the pussy lips... once my cock head was inside, there was nothing gripping it like a real pussy!
Btw her tits were obviously fake but like half of the Thai hookers have fake tits right?
Anyway, I was too drunk for my brain to process all this at that time so I just pumped like 5 minutes, came and rolled over. After another 5 minutes, I got up, gave her the cash and she left.
I mean I'm not 100% sure I banged a post op Thai ladyboy, but am about 98% sure I banged a post op Thai ladyboy. But her face was just gorgeous though.