[JWNY]

Hope you guys enjoyed bro Su’s FR. This is my contribution. It will be a narration of the events that led up to his birthday bash…

Flashback *Clark trip 2009*

JWNY: Sigh
Winfieldgold: Why bro?
JWNY: Tirak problems (lights cigarette)
Winfieldgold: Bro, recommend you this place in Philippines…
JWNY: Huh? Makati?
Winfieldgold: Angeles City

The rest is history. Recreation time was spilt by Bangkok, Jakarta and Clark whenever time could afford itself.

Present Day 1 - 1300 Hrs

We were on AirAsia, for the first time to DMIA. We had always used Cebu Pacific or Tiger (SEA Air cobrand). Winfieldgold and myself were in deep thought and apprehensive. We knew Suteerak had a favourable knack for Thai girls and this Pinay experiment could potentially be a failed mission. Hopefully the $100 flight ticket mitigate any such negativity.

Landed earlier than schedule…first of miracles. Driver was “late” as we waited to be sent into area Fields. Just like old times.

Went straight to the casino on MacArthur Highway, Pagcor. Spent some money and decided to head back.... it was time to walk Su around

Flashback *lady flavours of Angeles City*

The LIAR type

Samster: Going back to my room?
Pinay: Having menstruation
Samster: Ass no blood right?
Pinay: CANNOT! Virgin ass
Samster: Mouth can use right?
Pinay: I don’t do blowjob
Samster: How about an old fashioned hand job?
Pinay: I have to go home by 3am
Samster: Well I need to fucking find another whore then!!

NEXT better player please!!

The HUNGRY GHOST type

Samster: Going back to my room?
Pinay: Kuya, I’m hungry…
Samster: ok, let’s go grab a bite

An hour later in the room

Pinay: *snoring*
Samster: Get the fuck out of my room and sleep somewhere else you planker!!!


The AUNT AGONY type

Samster: Going back to my room?
Pinay: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Samster: No, seriously?
Pinay: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

In Bed

Pinay performing fellatio: Mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm

Could be worse right? no complaints

The CROOK type

Samster: Going back to my room?
Pinay: Hmm…Ok. (quotes half the normal barfine price)
Samster: Woah…is this legal?
Pinay: Yes, I just leave in 5 minutes and go to your hotel.
Samster: OH NO YOU DON’T! Don’t undercut the bar and leave me with a bullet to my HEAD thereafter you hoe!!

The COCKTEASER type

Samster: Going back to my room?
Pinay: Up to you
Samster: Can I bring another girl with me?
Pinay: Up to you
Samster: Can I bring my friend and his girl up to my room?
Pinay: …wasting time talking here, let’s go back and fuck already!


Present Day 1 (evening)

Chronological itinerary

DollHouse – YUM
TAO (Ex Forbidden City) – RUN
La Bamba – NUMB
Carousel – FUN
Club Asia – CAN’T
Viking – FRUMP
Typhoon – STUMPED

Not too bad an ending, Winfieldgold and myself got 2 girls to our room and played in the tub together after some intoxicated coaxing. Not your regular Royal Rumble…but we took our brotherhood to the next level.

END of Part 1