Dummy's guide to maid-hunting.

[Quinsy]

Never approach her when:
1) She is jus returnin from the market, carrying her heavy laden grocery.
2) Sending her child ward to school.
3) She's lyk surrounded by her frends and other folks.
4) She looks too young to be 18.
5) She's speakin on the phone.

Discontinue contact with her when:
1) She expects a form of attachment like 'Do you love me?' 'Am I your gf?'
2) She begins to bug you to top up her card (of course, to some bros, these wud be good. Cheap thrill)
3) She asks for a photo of you.

Don't ever stalk a maid, approach her immediately and casually. In and out. Once, (actually yesterday) I was talking to a maid at the voiddeck (she approached me) and a foreign worker was like waiting for her outside the lift, saw him in the reflection. Freaks even me out. But I used it, gain her trust by instructing her to go up staircase then take lift (act hero, hehe). Today, she gave me a hj (weird) and almost nearly a tj (she's like a cup D, my mind was too preoccupied!).

Never expect to up a maid in one day, unless u real lucky. Last mth, had a nice kissing session with this pinoy maid on her offday. Two nights ago, had phone sex with her. This weekend, her offday again (and she briefly mentioned, in her ecstasy, that she wanted to 'suck my cock' on the phone). =p

Respect their space, if she don't want to exchange numbers with you or be seen talking to you, don't press. Be a gentleman, say goodbye and kindly walk away.

Make them feel comfortable, and try to subtlely say your intention. I would normally jus say, 'wanna be frens, meet and jus have fun?' Got a 'boleh' from this seemingly innocent Indon maid (wear tudung). By the weekend, she gave me a totally unexpected bj (which I was reluctant to allow). No, I'm not homo.

Don't be so desperate and go for ugly ones. Jus cruise around. Some people do maids bcos they're desperate, some do because of the thrill, I do bcos of personal reasons, (poetic justice).

Never even try to enter her employer's house. Have a little decency, at least. Furthermore, u are asking for a world of trouble when (not if) both of u kena kantoi. Moreso for her, so be considerate.

Try askin' abt her marital status: Got bf in Spore? Abort. Got husband and children? Abort. Got bf back home? Go for the 'do-you-miss-him card'. Is separated? Go for it, bros. She's obviously lying, which means that she reallie want to have fun (u've got a MILF to boot!).

Oh and most importantly, never expect too much, jus minor thrills maybe, but not sex. Sympathize with them, if they get pregnant, they go back. If they got caught havin sex, they go back. Some of u may ask, if you pity them so much, y approach them in the first place? Well, some guys prefer women whom they emphatize with.

Lastly (not so), don't eat where u shit, SERIOUSLY. Lemme highlight this again, DON'T EAT WHERE YOU SHIT!

Bros, feel free to contribute.

[hotsoup16]

Bro,
A few more chapters and you can publush a book liao...

[Quinsy]

a sexual satire? narh, most singaporeans not ready to be sexually liberal yet.

[surbana]

Thanks for your valuable info.Hope to hear some more tips from you.

[SILVERBULLET_C]

Bro, your info is very detailed and useful. Thank you for sharing and not to mention the valuable advice.

Always have a thing for Pinoy maids. Who knows can put the pointers in action if there is opportunity. Cheers......

[breast-talk]

agreed with you on , "DON'T EAT WHERE YOU SHIT! "

anyway maid with ang mo employer with be better....

[Quinsy]

Best time to approach her is when she walkin' the dog.

Best place to do project with her? Anywhere but near or at where she lives.

Here's how I manage to up them (pls tell me what I'm doin wrong or ryt):

Maid No. 1: Pinoy, worked for 5 years. New employer for almost a year: 3rd time offday (sad). Gave her my number at 9.30 a.m. She left to go out with her frends after. 5:30 p.m. she called me and we met, told me she was bored. I replied me too. Brought her to 2nd floor staircase in nearby HDB. Started talkin abt bein bored, then moved towards askin whether she has boyfrend? Reply was that she was separated with one child. Ran away from her ex-husband, she says. Then I jus told her abt how I learn abt french kissin'. See her face like blushin', says that she doesn't know how to (yarh, right). So, I moved in and said that I will teach her, immediately she buried her face onto mine. Her tongue flicked (som much for bein' inexperience) and wrestled with mine. Passionate kiss and I moved down to plantin kisses on her neck. Apparently, she got high there (weird) and I continued. She was moanin' as I moved my finger down her neck and the cleavage of her blouse. Sadly, it was too late and she insisted on getting home (it was dark and gloomy, goin to rain heavily).

Almost a mth later, her next offday approaching, I called her at 10 pm. She was abt to go to sleep. Chatted a bit and I nonchalantly ask her whether she's on the bed n knows abt phone sex. No, she says. 'So, let's try!' I said. Ok, she says. So I whispered into the phone, tell her to touch her breasts, then massage them. Nxt, I tell her to twist her nipples n play wit them, She oredy started to moan. Nxt, I told her to move her hand into her shorts, and I pretended that I am holdin my didi. With my false shaky voice, I told her to rub her clits, slowly. Then, I told her to go faster as her breathin accelerated. Then, I told her to insert her finger in and out. In. Out. In. Out. It got faster and a few minutes later, she was lyk moanin n breathin orgasmically into the phone. I ask her, did it come out? Yes. Then I said, but mine haven. Then she said, I want to help you. I want to suck your cock. 'Later, dear. When we meet again'. Ok, she says. Bye.

So, I'm meeting her this weekend. We'll see how far I can go. Stay tune, bros.

[magix85]

For bros who're a bit unsure about the maid's possible reaction or maybe you're not used to taking a direct approach, try this - don't look at her face, instead just stare at her boobs (whatever the size). From the way she reacts to the staring, you'll get an idea of whether she's receptive or not. It doesn't always work ... but it's gotten 3 maids for me in the past 14 mths.

[hotsoup16]

Learning something new everyday

Cheers

[topcook1]

Originally Posted by magix85

For bros who're a bit unsure about the maid's possible reaction or maybe you're not used to taking a direct approach, try this - don't look at her face, instead just stare at her boobs (whatever the size). From the way she reacts to the staring, you'll get an idea of whether she's receptive or not. It doesn't always work ... but it's gotten 3 maids for me in the past 14 mths.

Very good idea...cheers

[McLovin@@]

Dunno if its just me, but I've never seen a hot maid before.

[rapebill]

are pinoy sticky? I got one that initiated breakup with me but later keep bombarding me with calls and sms although I am ignoring her completely.

[magix85]

Originally Posted by McLovin@@

Dunno if its just me, but I've never seen a hot maid before.

Bro, hot maids are the minority, and I guess most of them would be Pinoys. One reason why we see mostly average looking maids or below average ones in SG is that the Missus of the homes are more likely to select the plain looking one rather than a good looking one for a very obvious reason - she doesnt want men to be attracted to the maid (which includes the man of the house!!!).

If you're just in for the fun, you've got to lower your expectation, otherwise it's going to be a long wait to find a hottie. But I can confirm that while they may be plain looking, the "average" maid can fuck as well as any hot-looking ones.

[LoveThai]

Good Guide. Maybe TS might also want to add on good places we can actually maid-hunts other than Lucky Plaza on Sunday.

[PS3SG]

Originally Posted by topcook1

Very good idea...cheers

Total hands up for this method and at times, I emply this method for other gals hunt too.