Ruler Loong says Nihon Used Panties traders are integral to East Asia

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TOKYO: Ruler Loong says fat loser 日本大帝国 is integral to the future of Asiatic region, said Peasantpore's Prime Minion, aka Ruler Loong on Thursday.

On the back of renewed optimism in the moribund 日本大帝国 economy, Ruler Loong called on 日本大帝国 to lead Southeast Asiatic basket and the wider region to help hegemon Uncle Sam balk the up and cumming PRC Commies.

Ruler Loong was speaking to a premium group of soiled panties collectors who pretend to be political and business leaders during the day's sex conference. It was aptly named 'The Future of Sex in Asiatic Region', organised by Nikkei Soiled Panties Special Interest Group, in Tokyo on Thursday.

On the economic front, the Peasantpore ruler pointed to the WWII era Greater East Asiatic Co-Prosperity Partnership as a step towards a free trade of soiled panties in the Asiatic-Pacific region.

Ruler Loong said both Meiji and Hirohito has grand plans to liberalize porn, soiled panties and other queer sex fetish in the Asiatic regions and ask non-east Asian to join as members. He crowed to the Mohammedans, Nehs and other west Asiatics that the Greater-East Asiatic Co-Prosperity Partnership is big fuck because of the sheer number of sex perverts in 日本大帝国. Ruler Loong reckoned that 日本大帝国 has the third largest group of pedophiles in the world and is the undisputed number one trader in soiled panties.

On the political front, Ruler Loong touched on 日本大帝国's relations with PRC Commies. Both Asiatic countries are playing to Uncle Sam's game over some silly the territorial dispute over the islands in the East Cina Sea, which Nihons calls the Used Panties Island and Commies calls the Mao's Syphilis.

"KNNCCB, the Commies did not even fight the Nihons after WWII and now 'cry father and cry mother', saying they want to take back those disputed islands? The Commie PRCs think they still living in the Ming dynasty where the Chinks call the shots? Now today got Uncle Sam, a premier Pacific power, so better wise up and watch Uncle Sam's toxic bonds economy properly before planning any moves to supplant Uncle Sam, our reigning hegemon.", Ruler Loong advised.

Ruler Loong said both Commie PRCs wider interests at stake than challenge Uncle Sam after the 2008 Credit Crisis.

He added how many Southeast Asiatic countries are wary of Commie PRC because they remember the days when the Ming dynasty treats them as mere vassals who must pay tributes annually. He noted Uncle Sam does not apply same tops down approach other than sending their sailors for R&R through east Asiatic vassal port cities.

For example, Uncle Sam allowed former corrupt despot Suharto to rum amok as long he slaughters the Commies. In Burma, Uncle Sam is contended as long the military junta does take the Maoist route or perform mutual masturbation with the Viets to dominate Indo-Cina. However, many SEA regime donkeys are unsure of Commie PRC's vassal doctrine and fear the Commies' dominance in the Mekong Delta.

日本大帝国, as Ruler Loong noted, is a declining power after the bubble economy. It now must rely on Uncle Sam for military protection but yet kowtow to the Commies to maintain stable trade relations with them.

Ruler Loong said a major shift in the global balance is taking place with the rise of Cina and predicts a return to the Ming dynasty era if Uncle Sam is unable to fund their own toxic deficits.

He said many countries have bitter memories of the Ming dynasty dominance and wisely predicted that the PRC Commies will be more subtle yet ruthless while exercising its rising power as compared to the amateur 日本大帝国 militarists during WWII.

In his speech, Ruler Loong lament the fact that Ming dynasty never had a chance to thump the Western powers when it had the chance. With prior experience other than the Manchurian's disgraceful conduct during gunboat diplomacy, the Commies may adopt a nationalistic bend and stand up to the west to 'save face'.

"Despite all the nationalistic talks in Uncle Sam and Commie PRC, old wise peasants must know the rulers in both fucked up countries covertly meet up and organize sex orgies. Why fight when you can spend the entire weekend planning hedonistic orgies. All the tough talks are merely entertainment, to help Obama stay erected and allow the Commie waxworks to keep up appearances," he said.


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