An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
it's such a wet wet day. as usual, somewhere there shall be ponding, pooling and please hor....there shall never be FLOODING which our million$ minitoot has confirmed that it only happens once every 50yrs which means the next flooding shall come 50yrs later after the great orchard flood.
it would however be ponding and pooling at least 3 times a week or whenever it rains. remember, there is NO FLOODING! lol
along with the rains, we have dropped mangoes. big big luscious mangoes that dropped everywhere around the mango trees. the most expensive mango so far that had dropped was the notorious PALMER MANGO which by now the grower palmer is a history....
then there were icecream lovers. how the owners churned out those lovely ice creams which were best licked raw in a car in secluded parking lot or remote areas was simply amazing!! rich and super grossly highly paid icecream owners just couldn't pay and have their ice creams creamed off in some cheap hotel is also such a bewilderment.
as for other pricky tales, there are so so many..... there were the 50+ pricks who were felled by a super whore and who is being protected the law for the simple reason she's underaged. is the court encouraging girls to go into this profession at a tender young age so that they would be immuned from prosecution?
just how many pricks got theirs dickhead checked were amazing!! there are more to follow. the court is just taking its own sweet time to relish such live X-rated drama.
by the way, does anyone know that a regular in this kopitiam is also one of the dicky waiting to be charged and chromed in changi holiday resort?
this i swear i wouldn't be revealing. it would shock the shit out of you if u know who that prick(s) is/are. :D
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30-11-2013, 04:20 PM
mango, ice-cream and other pricky tales
